#SongoftheDay Drive (The Cars)
I got to find out what you do if you can't lift your head off the pillow but you have to get out of the house because someone has an appointment to check out your boyfriend's home that's for sale.
We had decided to go to the community centre so my partner could work out at the gym there and I could work in the library. But my vertigo was bad. My health is just so bad, honestly, I can barely function some days--and yesterday was one of those days. So when we got to the community centre I said to my partner, "I'm just going to lie down in the car."
My partner said, "You can't stay in the car! Children die that way!"
I assured him that I wasn't a child. He tried to give me his keys so I could at least open a window, but I didn't want him not to have his keys. I wouldn't take them. He tried to convince me that this was a bad idea, but I wouldn't listen.
I should have listened. Because the car got hot fast. And when I realized I needed some fresh air, that's when I found out that if you try to open the car door but you don't have the keys with you, the car alarm goes off. And I don't know how to shut that down without the key fob.
Fortunately, the alarm stopped alarming after about a minute of my locking myself back in the car.
That's when I decided I would just sleep in the trunk. That's a sensible thing to do, when your brain is fried, apparently. One of the back seats was folded down, which allowed me to crawl into the cool, dark trunk so that nobody could see me and wonder what that stupid person was doing in a hot car.
Anyway, I did survive, but I learned my lesson, which I will share with you: do not spend time in a car. It wasn't even a particularly hot day, but that car toasted up fast. Also, don't sleep in a trunk. These are all stupid things to do. I know from experience.
If you're wondering how you can support me in bringing you songs and anecdotes, the easiest thing you can do is buy my books (most are for adults only!) or check them out from your local library.
We had decided to go to the community centre so my partner could work out at the gym there and I could work in the library. But my vertigo was bad. My health is just so bad, honestly, I can barely function some days--and yesterday was one of those days. So when we got to the community centre I said to my partner, "I'm just going to lie down in the car."
My partner said, "You can't stay in the car! Children die that way!"
I assured him that I wasn't a child. He tried to give me his keys so I could at least open a window, but I didn't want him not to have his keys. I wouldn't take them. He tried to convince me that this was a bad idea, but I wouldn't listen.
I should have listened. Because the car got hot fast. And when I realized I needed some fresh air, that's when I found out that if you try to open the car door but you don't have the keys with you, the car alarm goes off. And I don't know how to shut that down without the key fob.
Fortunately, the alarm stopped alarming after about a minute of my locking myself back in the car.
That's when I decided I would just sleep in the trunk. That's a sensible thing to do, when your brain is fried, apparently. One of the back seats was folded down, which allowed me to crawl into the cool, dark trunk so that nobody could see me and wonder what that stupid person was doing in a hot car.
Anyway, I did survive, but I learned my lesson, which I will share with you: do not spend time in a car. It wasn't even a particularly hot day, but that car toasted up fast. Also, don't sleep in a trunk. These are all stupid things to do. I know from experience.
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