#SongoftheDay DAP (Lady Bunny & Flotilla Debarge)
We've been listening to opera all week, but today we're breaking away for a parody of Cardi B's WAP. Why? Because I've been taking baths lately and it gives me time to think--too much time to think.
I don't like baths. I always feel like I'm wasting time when I'm sitting there soothing my undercarriage. My body's not giving me much choice these days. My own perimenopausal pussy causes me a multitude of problems (including but not limited to a herpes outbreak, currently), and that's in addition to the hemorrhoids that are nearly ever-present nowadays.
My body used to be a source of pleasure. Now it's worn and torn brings me pain and irritation.
I miss my WAP. I've traded it for a DAP.
That's what I was thinking about in the tub. I found myself wondering if anyone had made a parody called DAP. Sure enough...
I don't like baths. I always feel like I'm wasting time when I'm sitting there soothing my undercarriage. My body's not giving me much choice these days. My own perimenopausal pussy causes me a multitude of problems (including but not limited to a herpes outbreak, currently), and that's in addition to the hemorrhoids that are nearly ever-present nowadays.
My body used to be a source of pleasure. Now it's worn and torn brings me pain and irritation.
I miss my WAP. I've traded it for a DAP.
That's what I was thinking about in the tub. I found myself wondering if anyone had made a parody called DAP. Sure enough...
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