#SongoftheDay The Lovecats (Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain)

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Whenever I call my doctor's office, I spent a fair amount of time on hold. The hold music is always the same: a tune that sounds strikingly like The Lovecats. It's not, but it reminds me of this, and this is what I walk away singing. 


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