#SongoftheDay Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Wham!)

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You left your semen in my bed?

I think I must have misheard that line.

Twenty years ago, I had a job in a high school library. There, I came across a book of mondegreens--misheard song lyrics. I remember I'd just had a fight with my person when I came across it. I was in the worst mood, but I started reading this stupid collection of lines like "Hold me closer, Tony Danza," and I couldn't stop laughing.  I couldn't help it.

Feels so good to laugh when you're in a crappy mood.

This song is currently in my head because last night my partner said he'd probably be out of the house early this morning and my response was, "Wake me up before you go-go." It's been an emotional few days for him, but he burst out laughing when I said that.

Also feels good to make someone laugh when they're in a crappy mood.



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See you tomorrow!
Giselle

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