#SongoftheDay Born to be Cheap (Divine)
I needed new pyjamas, so, naturally, I went to the supermarket. They sell clothes for cheap. I am nothing if not cheap.
Whenever people buy me pyjamas (and by "people" I mean my mother, because she is the only person who buys me pyjamas), they buy me flannel pyjamas. As a permimenopausal person, let me tell you, flannel does not work. Even when I sleep naked, I wake up drenched in sweat.
So I needed to find something I could sleep in that wasn't hot, and what I found (at the supermarket) were these adorable soft fluttery little shorts.
And they were made of a printed fabric.
And that print was of sea flora, tridents, and purple Ursula heads.
Whenever people buy me pyjamas (and by "people" I mean my mother, because she is the only person who buys me pyjamas), they buy me flannel pyjamas. As a permimenopausal person, let me tell you, flannel does not work. Even when I sleep naked, I wake up drenched in sweat.
So I needed to find something I could sleep in that wasn't hot, and what I found (at the supermarket) were these adorable soft fluttery little shorts.
And they were made of a printed fabric.
And that print was of sea flora, tridents, and purple Ursula heads.
Ursula, from The Little Mermaid.
Since I loved Disney villains as a kid AND they were on the clearance rack, I bought them and paired them with a tank top I got for $3.
The reason we're listening to Divine is that, in case you weren't aware, the character of Ursula in The Little Mermaid was modelled on Divine. Now I love her all the more.
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Since I loved Disney villains as a kid AND they were on the clearance rack, I bought them and paired them with a tank top I got for $3.
The reason we're listening to Divine is that, in case you weren't aware, the character of Ursula in The Little Mermaid was modelled on Divine. Now I love her all the more.
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